What a good job my wife is a smashing cook – but a lousy webmaster! So she's got no idea this page even exists. So sorry about any typos, as she hasn't proof-read it . . . for obvious reasons!

Yes, Paul!

I want to change my life for the better and start off 2007 the way I intend my life to be from now on.

I've been very quick off the mark, so please enrol me for your Website That Works Workshop on Friday 22nd June 2007 at the very special early bird (not a word to the Trouble And Strife) price of  just £697 – a saving of a full £300 over the proper price.

I promise not to disclose how little I paid for this amazing chance neither to your wife nor the other attendees, who will be paying £400 more!

Even at this low, low price, I don't need to bring sarnies and a flask of tea, as I will still get the £500+ worth of bonuses and you'll still buy me a lunchtime beer and I will enjoy my lunch in the riverside restaurant with the rest.

I realise my satisfaction is fully guaranteed – although on the basis of the testimonials I've read I doubt I will be asking for a refund.

On that basis, here's by booking fee of just £697 . Quite frankly I'd be MAD to turn this down!